Chutiye aur pagal me fark



  Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai , Ek PagalKhane Ke Samne Kisi Vyakti Ki Kaar पंक्चर Ho Gayi ।
Kaar Ko Rukte Dekhkar PagalKhane Ki Diwar Se Jhankte Hue Ek Pagal Ne Puchha
" O Bhai Sahab , Kya Hua ? '
Us Vyakti Ne Jawab Diya " Kuch Nahi ' ।

Us Vyakti Ne Kaar Se Utar Kar Pahiya Badalne Ke Liye पंक्चर Wale Pahiye Ke Charo Bolt Nikale Hee The
Ki Bhainson Ka Jhund Aa Gaya ।
Wah Vyakti Uth Kar Ek Taraf खडा Ho Gaya ।
Jab Bhainse Chali Gayi Wah Vyakti Vapis Tyre Lagane Ke Liye Aa Gaya ।

Parantu Usane Dekha , Charo Nut - Bolt Gayab The । Wah Pareshani Se Idhar - Udhar Dhoondhane Laga ।

Wah Pagal Tab Tak Wahi खडा Tha । Usane Fir Puchha " Bhai Sahab Kya Hua ' ?
Vyakti Ne Fir Wahi Jawab Diya " Kuch Nahi ' ।
Fir Wah Vyakti Bolt Dhoondhane Laga ।

Thodi Der Baad Pagal Ne Fir Puchha
" Are , Bataiye Na , Kya Hua , Main Apki Kuch Madad Karoo Kya ' ?

Us Vyakti Ne Socha , Ye Pagal Aise Hee दिमागखायेगा ,
Wah Gusse Se Bola - " Tum Jao Bhai ,
Meri Kaar Ke Charo Bolt Gum Ho Gaye Hai , Pareshan Mat Karo ' ।

Pagal Bola Are , Dimag Nahi Hai Kya ?
Pagalo Ki Tarah Pareshan Kyo Ho Rahe Ho , Baki Ke Teen पहियों Se Ek - Ek Bolt
Nikal Kar Is Pahiye Me Bhi Teen Bolt Laga Lo ।
Aage Jakar Dukan Se Char Bolt Khareed Kar Charo Me Ek - Ek Laga Dena ।
Us Vyakti Ne Us Pagal Se Kahaa
Are Waah Kya Idea Diya Hai !
Par Tumhe Pagal Khane Me Kyon Rakha Hai , Tum To Kafi Aklmand Lagte Ho

Tab Pagal Bola Bhai Sahab Me Pagal Hoon
* CHUTIYA * Nahi


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