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National Highway Par Usman Bhai Ki Iklauti Puncture Banane Ki Dukan Thi ।
Gujarate Trucks Ke Puncture Banate Banate Usman Bhai Balak Se Jawan Hua Tha ।
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Ek Roj Paas Ke Jungle Me Ek Ladki Ki Cheekh Sunkar Usman Bhai Wahan Gaya To Dekha Char Mawali Ek Ladki Ki Ijjat Lootne Ki Firak Me The ।

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Usman Bhai Ne Charo Ko Dhokar Rakh Diya । Ve Bhag Gaye ,

Aur Ladki Usman Bhai Par Ashiq Ho Gayi ।
Uske Pichhe Pichhe Dukan Tak Aa Gayi ।
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Usman Bhai Puncture Banane Ke KaamDham Me Lag Gaya ।
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Ladki Ne Use Khoob Latke Jhatke Dikhaye Lekin Usman Bhai Ne Koi Dhyan Hee Nahi Diya ।
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Ladki Ne Apne Sare Kapde Utar Diye Aur Agle Pichhle Upar Niche Sab Jagah Ke Jalwe Usman Bhai Ko Dikhaye Magar Mamla Fir Bhi Nahi Jama ।
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JalBunkar Gusse Me Ladki Ne Kahaa Ki ,
Main Paas Ke Talab Me Marane Jaa Rahi Hoon ।
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Fir Wo Sachmuch Jakar Talab Me Kood Gayi ।
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Usman Bhai Bhi Uske Pichhe Bhaga Aur Use Bachane Ke Liye Talab Me Kood Gaya ।
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Talab Ke Andar Usman Bhai Ne Ladki Ke Sath Itna Dhuandhar Sex Kiya Ki Ladki Ke Prann Kanp Gaye ।
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Baad Me Ladki Ne Usman Bhai Se Puchha Ki
Maine Jab Apni Jawani Parosi Tab Tumne Kuch Nahi Kiya ,
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Main Jaan Dene Talab Me Koodi To Wahan Tumne Mera Kachoomar Banaa Dala ,
Kyon ? ?

Usman Bhai Bola - - -
" Ji , Darasal Baat Ye Hai Ki , Mujhe
Chhed Pani Me Hee Nazar Aata Hai ।
Sari Jindagi Puncture Jo Banata Raha Hoon . . ! ! ! "
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