Pati patni jokes

husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!" 
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"
Moral- wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
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