Adult Jokes sms in hindi
Ek din 1 ladke ne apne baap ko poocha..
'Papa, Sambhavna aur Vaastvikta me kya fark he?'
Uske baap ne thodi der socha aur kaha '
Jaa apni maa se poochke aa ki kya wo 1 crore rupay ke liye Salman Khan ke sath soyegi?'
Bachhe ne maa se poocha, maa ne kaha 'jarur, wo ek crore rupay hamare bohut kaam aa sakte hai'
Fir uske baapne kaha 'Jaa apni behan sepuch ke aa ki kya wo ek crore rupay ke liye Hritik Roshan ke se chudayegi?'
Uski behan ne kaha.. 'Oh My God, Hritik is my favoutite, ofcourse!!!'
Fir papa ne uske bete se pucha 'Kya tu ek crore rupay ke liye John Abraham ke sath soyega?'
Beta bola, 'Han, kyonki ek crore rupay bahut jyaada hote hai'
Uske Papa bole, 'Dekha beta, agar Sambhaavna dekhe to hamaare ghar me 3 crore rupay hai,
lekin agar Vaastvikta dekhe to apne ghar me 2 Randiyan aur ek G@NDU hai.
Ek din 1 ladke ne apne baap ko poocha..
'Papa, Sambhavna aur Vaastvikta me kya fark he?'
Uske baap ne thodi der socha aur kaha '
Jaa apni maa se poochke aa ki kya wo 1 crore rupay ke liye Salman Khan ke sath soyegi?'
Bachhe ne maa se poocha, maa ne kaha 'jarur, wo ek crore rupay hamare bohut kaam aa sakte hai'
Fir uske baapne kaha 'Jaa apni behan sepuch ke aa ki kya wo ek crore rupay ke liye Hritik Roshan ke se chudayegi?'
Uski behan ne kaha.. 'Oh My God, Hritik is my favoutite, ofcourse!!!'
Fir papa ne uske bete se pucha 'Kya tu ek crore rupay ke liye John Abraham ke sath soyega?'
Beta bola, 'Han, kyonki ek crore rupay bahut jyaada hote hai'
Uske Papa bole, 'Dekha beta, agar Sambhaavna dekhe to hamaare ghar me 3 crore rupay hai,
lekin agar Vaastvikta dekhe to apne ghar me 2 Randiyan aur ek G@NDU hai.
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