Very sexy jokes in hindi

Sexy jokes in hindi
A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.
Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni hogi
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1st Friend:
teri BIWI mujhe Dekhkar hasti kyo he..
Chalu hai kya?
2nd Friend:
nahi re shadi ki raat Usne pucha kabi kisi ki Gand Mari he ?
To maine tera nam bata Diya...>$<
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BOY : Kaash...! Agar main "Bra" hota,
Tere 'seene'se hamesha
chipka rehta..
GIRL : Hat Paagal, Main kisi aur se
Dabwa Rahi Hoti AUR
Tu Kursi pe Latka hota.......=))
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A hoarding in a lingerie shop:
We sell BRA & PANTIES in following sizes:
Oohhh, Aaah, Wow and also in Baap re Baap, Hey Bhagwan and Iski Maa ki!
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Fastest marriage proposal agreement:
Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai.??
Girl- Nahi par..'BANANA Khana' ata hai.
And they get married..:
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What Wud u get if u put
-Donkey in water
-Cock in freezer
-Cat in a milk pan?
U will get....
- A Wet ass..
- A Hard cock..&
- A Satisfied pussy..
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To beat d winter cold, either put your hands in gloves or in the blouse... .
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