Agar duniya ki sabhi auraton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota?

Pappu-Agar duniya ki sabhi auraton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota?
Tappu-Phir to gas cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar to kal uske ghar.

Judge-Kya tum jaante ho ki agar tum jhooth bologe to kahan jaaoge?
Raju-Ji haan,narak mein.
Judge-Aur agar sach bologe toh?
Raju-Ji jail mein.

Hindi me sms 140 words

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