Izzat Kaun Rakhta he

PJoke-
Ek driver tezi se taxi chala raha tha,grahak dar se chillaya-Mere 10 bachhe hain kuch khyal karo.

Driver-Achha,bachhe aapke aur khyal main karu.

PJoke-
Bunty-Tum kis khandan se ho?
Sunny-Janwaro ke,papa mujhe ullu ka pattha,mummy mujhe gadha,dadaji sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kehti hain.

PJoke-
Pappu Everest par gaya,wahan ek baba pehle se baith kar tambaku ragad raha tha.
Pappu-Ye kya hai.
Baba-Masala.
Pappu-Oh to Everest Masala aap hi banate ho.

PJoke-
Teacher-Wo kaun si cheez hai jo insan ki ijjat ko mazbooti se zakde rakhti hai.
Raju-Ji,Naada.

MJoke sms
-Sawaal-Hurricane,tornado,aag aur talaak mein kya antar hai.
Jawaab-Yeh chaar tareeke hai jisse aapka ghar aapse chheena ja sakta hai.

PJoke-
Sia-Yaar 8 ka aadha kya hota hai.
Dia-0,agar 8 ko Horizontal divide kare aur 3 agar Vertical divide kare.

Hindi me Joke-
Ram-Yaar ye Automatically kya hota hai.
Deep-Tujhe ye bhi nahi pata,jab Auto mein takli ladki jaye use automatically kehte hain.