Gand dhone ke chakkar me lund se hath dho baitha

Ek aadmi jaldi me five star hotel ke Ladies Toilet me ghus gaya.

Wo seat par baitha waha 4 button the WW, WA, PP & APR.

Utsukta me usne WW wala button dabaya to garam pani ( Warm Water) se uski gand dhul gayi.

Fir usne WA, wala button dabaya garm hawa(Warm Air) se uski gand sookh gayi.

Fir PP dabaya, aur automatic powder lag gaya.

Usko bht masti chadh gayi to usne APR wala button bhi daba diya.

Dusre din uski aankh khuli to wo hospital me tha.

Usne nurse se pucha: “Mujhe kya hua tha? Mujhe sirf itna yaad he ki maine "APR" wala button dabaya tha.

Nurse hanste hue boli “APR matlab "Automatic Pad Remover" Tera lund aur goliyaan is dabbe me pade hain. Chahiye to le jana.”