Chutiya Banakar Le Li Chooot

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ke Ghar Jata Hai.
Par Uska Dost Ghar Par Nahi Hota Kisi Kam Se Bahar Market Tak Gaya Hota Hai.
Aadmi Uski Biwi Se Puchta Hai: “Aapke Pati Kab Tak Aa Jayenge?”
Aurat Bolti Hai: “1 Gante Tak Aa Jayenge”
Aadmi: “Chalo Thodi Der Yahi Pe Unka Intzar Kar Leta Hoon”
Aadmi Wahi Sofe Pe Beth Jata Hai, Thodi Der Baad Dost Ki Biwi Se Bolta Hai.

Dost: “Babhi Ji, Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Ek Boob Dikhayengi To Mein Aapko 500 Rupaye Dunga”
Pahle To Aurat Sochti Hai Ki Sala Kya Bakwas Kar Raha Hai, Fir Socha Ki Sirf Ek Boob Hi To Dikhana Hai.
Aurat Apna Ek Boob Dikha Deti HaiAur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.
Thodi Der Baad Aadmi Phir PuchtaHai: “Agar Aap Mujhe Apne Dono Boobs Dikhayengi To Mein 500 Rupaye Aur Dunga”
Aurat Ye Sunkar Jaldi Se Dono Boobs Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.
Aadmi Phir Bola: “1500 Rupaye Aur Dunga Agar Inhe Chussne Do To”
Aurat Ne Socha Choosna Hi To Hai 1500 Rupaye Bhi Mil Jayenge.
Aurat Ne Jaldi Se Apni Shirt Utari Aur Boli: “Ye Lo Choos Lo”
Aadmi Choosne Laga Use Aur Maja Aaya. Thodi Der Choosne Ke Baad Phir Kaha.
Aadmi: “2500 Rupaye Dunga Chut Bhi Dikha Do”
Aurat Ne Socha Ki Sirf Dikhani Hi To Hai 2500 Rss Mill Jayenge, Khoob Achi Shopping Karungi, Aurat Ne Jeans Utaar Ke Apni Chut Bhi Dikha Di.
Lekin Aadmi Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Sex Karne Ka Man Karne Laga Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Babhi Ji, Bas Ek Khawish Aur, Agar Aap Sex Karne De To 5000 Rupaye Aur Dunga”
Aurat Ne Socha Chalo Ghar Par BhiKoi Nahi Hai Aur Taste Bhi Change Ho Jayega Aur Paise Bhi Mil Jayenge, Vese Bhi Kisi Ko Kya Pata Lagna Hai Aadmi Ne Tassali Baksh Us Se Chudayi Ki Aur Sex Karke Paise Dene Ke Baad Bola
Aadmi: “Acha Lagta Hai Unko Der Ho Jayegi Mein Phir Kabhi Aa Jaunga”
Aurat Khushi Se Boli: “Haan Ji Jaroor-Jaroor Aaiyega”
Aadmi Ke Niklte Hi Thodi Der Baad Aurat Ka Pati Aa Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Pati: “Mere Kisi Dost Ne Aakar Tumhe 10000 Rupaye To Nahi Diye, Jo Usne Mujhse Kal Udhar Liye The, Bol Raha Tha Ki Aaj Ghar De Jaunga“

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