एक मेरी मारेगा और एक तेरी

Suhaag raat ko wife Shohar se boli sex KARO
Shohar: Muje kuch nahi ata
Wife: Koi bat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jao
Wife ne kapre utare Shohar ne b kapre utare Wife ne letker taange utha li.
To Shohar ne b letkar taange utha li aur bola:“ab”?
Wife : ab aisa kar Saale Baahar se 3 admi le kar a .Ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Shohar : aur teesra?
Wife : teesra admi is SMS parne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha ha..

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