क्यों अन्दर बाहर कर रहा है kyon ander bahar kar raha hai kya!?

pakistani havin his business in ironrods was sittin in his office and got a Cal frm INDIA..
Indian: rod hai??
Paki: hai
Ind:"Gand mein dal le..!"disconnected..
Next day.. Ind: rod hai?
Paki: nahi hai...!
 Ind:"kyon gand mein daal liya!?. .
Next day.. Ind: rod hai?
Paki: hai bhi aur nahi bhi!
 Ind:".kyon ander bahar kar raha hai kya!?"disconnected.
 Next day.. Paki calls Ind: rod hai.
 Ind: kyon gand mein daalna hai?