Target pura karna he

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In Exam Hall a Girl to Santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola
"The"......

Ek SINDHI haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha....
Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...??
Sindhi : Dettol ki sheeshi foot gayi hai,aise hi thodi waste hone denge.
La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!

…Old Lady: Yamaraj ji Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya..?
Yamaraj: Budhiya dimaag math chaat..
March mein closing hai, Target pura karna hai.....

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