Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

4 sardaro ne mil ke
petrol pump khola
1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur...
Fir charo ne usi floor pe
Restuarent khola
1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..?
Petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur...
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..?
2 sardar aage
Aur 2 piche baith ke
Sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur...
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur....
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya
Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..?
Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...!
Plz, phone mat fek dena...
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Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
Killer One:
Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho 